It Doesn’t Have to Be Messy
What is it about slaves, particularly sissies and anal sluts (with few exceptions) who love anal play and in particular my strapon, that they don’t get about hygiene? Being respectful and considerate for your Me starts before you even enter my dungeon…in fact it may start even two days beforehand if you’re an anal slut! If you really want to get the most out of your session, for both yourself and Me, having a sparkly clean bum….not just on the outside, but on the inside too….it will make a world of difference.
So how do you get a sparkly clean bum for your session with me? Well, I thought I would write a guide for newbies and as a reminder to some of my older clients….who should no better! After all, dealing with your shit ain’t no fun 🙁
Pre-Session Prep – The Anal Expedition Begins!
Getting a sparkly clean bum requires a bit of planning and also some preparation…it’s easy, it’s not complicated and any well behaved and respectful slave can do it for their Mistress…it’s the least you can do! Basically what goes in, is essentially what comes out! Fairly basic but things to avoid in the day or two before seeing me include:
- Garlic (smelly in….smelly out)
- Curry & anything spicy (ditto)
- Onions (ditto)
- Cabbage (ditto)
- Beans (ditto)
I think that by now you get it? Anything that is causes gas, or a reaction inside you, like spices is going to ensure that your session with me may not got quite according to plan 🙂 However, if you really want to eat a curry the night before, I won’t guarantee that our session together will last quite as long as you may have expected….for obvious reasons.